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Posted on 21st Oct at 5:20 AM, with 339 notes

coolscar:

i was at my schools homecoming dance the other day and my friend was sorta swinging her arms around as she danced and this dude walks by as shes doing it & she accidentally slaps him Down There. hes like “YOU HIT MY DECK” and the music was super loud so we didnt really hear him, were all like “SHIT WERE SO SORRY” but hes like “no, my DECK” and pulls a container of pokemon cards out of his pocket

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:40 AM, with 18,923 notes
qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

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qualifiedyetsluttynurse7:

follow the path of enlightenment

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:21 PM, with 146,598 notes

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

Posted on 20th Oct at 10:20 AM, with 18,080 notes

babylonian:

interquast:

steal her look: carla shaw

DOLCE & GABBANA tweed tank top $695

Saint Laurent leather coat $5,690

Givenchy wide leather belt $785

Maison Martin Margiela Line 10 Slacks $670

DOLCE & GABBANA classic derby shoes $610

you could stop at five or six high-end fashion retailers

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:40 AM, with 65,387 notes

fruitcrocs:

my first thought when I woke up this morning was “fig is gif backwards”

Posted on 20th Oct at 5:20 AM, with 172,252 notes

shavingryansprivates:

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

it’s a banana?

why do you have a banana in your pocket

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:20 AM, with 14,676 notes

dipsetflag:

the less people know about you the better

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